/s USS Enterprise send out F 35 jets to soot down kaner's hot air balloon. Sorry man you have a retreat to make.

Enclave army Raven's Rock moves to Ankara via Vertibird.

Hmmm. Y'all are much better at this than me. I'ma just be sitting here in this lawn chair with one of those foldy reflective boards to sun my face. Have fun storming the castle!

Our Orkish Army will take the Foldy Reflective Boards and aim them at the castle, slowly melting it.

My jedi knights use the force to make all units, existent and potential, support them into Ankara crescent. Ha.

Under the Rules Convention of 1989 in Bern, the use of Jedi Knights has been banned, thus your move into Ankara Crescent is illegal.

Seeing that kaner has not made a retreat, his hot-air-balloon is disbanded.
USS Enterprise support hold whiskyandfeet's castle.

Man, I wish the real Fog of War game I was in had a tenth this much spirit. Total dud.

Why is this still ongoing? I already won.

Sorry, but according to the 2007 Paris Rule Conference, players who unilaterally declare victory automatically lose.

You missed the part where I actually met the victory conditions. The 2007 Paris Rule Conference states that players who unilaterally declare victory IN THE ABSENCE OF FULFILLING THE VICTORY CONDITIONS automatically lose.

But I already landed my forces in Ankara, therefore I win.

Sorry to say that, but according to the 2007 Paris Rule Conference, the only Victory Condition is all players unanimously assenting to the win. Otherwise it is an offense that causes automatic loss.

Indeed. However, I believe you missed the ruling from the International Court of Badass Motherfuckers (ICBM) in 2009 which stated that if a player lands an army in Ankara, all players are required to assent to the win.

I must however point to the International Court of Appeal of Badass Motherfuckers (ICABM) ruling in 2011 that overruled the previous 2009 ruling you cited.

However, the Supreme Court of Righteous Orthodoxy and Titular Unitary Motions [figure it out] overturned this appeal in 2277.

"But that didn't even happen yet!"

I COME FROM THA FUCHAH

I hate to do this, but in concordance with the 2010 Ankara Crescent Convention, all rules agreed to on other events were deemed to be void and the alteration of the set of rules from said convention to be unmodifiable. And said rules stated that victory could not be declared by the player who lands in Ankara, but rather that the landing had to first be recognized by all players.

USS Enterprise send paratroopers to attack President Eden's forces that are trying to claim Ankara.

My fleet in Livonia switches it's support hold of Constantinople and instead Supports President Eden's army in Ankara. Furthermore, we have secured the right forearm of a number of the Ankara Crescent Convention members behind their backs. By applying gentle pressure to said arms, and making an offer they couldn't refuse, they agree with us in supporting President Eden's claim to the game winning move. We tip our hats and tommy guns in salute and state "well played".

Since my jedi knights have been banned, I use my fabulous riches to buy off everyone else's units, such that they all support my move from the land of Awesomeness to Ankara Crescent. Shouts of acclamation (for a small fee per citizen) greeted my arrival into the region.

But where's the ka-boom? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering ka-boom?

The ka-boom happens October 21st. It was delayed from May 21st due to a miscalculation.

Hey, maybe the ka-boom already happened, we just didn't notice it. It just wasn't a very big ka-boom.

It was a rather small shatter as well. Just south of Timbuktoo.

In fact only one person noticed it. A pebble jumped as he was walking by.

The kaboom was just a sonic boom caused by my Vertibird fleet moving to reinforce the Enclave heavy infantry division besieging Ankara.

I'll note that guak's citation verifies that I indeed do not lose with my declaration... now then.

1. The Vertibird in Syria supports the move to Smyrna (where the USS Enterprise is currently dropping off paratroopers) from Eastern Mediterranean; the Vertibird in EMS moves to Smyrna. The USS Enterprise is dislodged and the paratrooper dropoff is interrupted.
2. The Enclave cannot be bought with fiat currency.

egad, the enclave is attacking Ankara! I guess I must relieve the city with the Red Faction

Damn! You idiot Eden...
USS Enterprise retreat to Cyprus, launch anti-air missiles at Vertibird.

did I mention that the Red Faction soldiers are equipped with Mr. Toots

Seeing as the Vertibird has not returned a signal, it is clear that the Vertibird has been dislodged and has retreated back to Vertiland.
Now with that pesky bird fleet gone, I will send paratroopers again to support move Red Faction Soldiers move to Ankara, seeing that we need a coalition to defeat Eden's superior forces.