Yesterday, my wife left for Micronesia and she'll be away a month long. Her sister got a week-long vacation from her job from 18 to 24. Just today, my boss granted me a vacation for the same week.
So, next one is the only week in the whole year that my wife's sister and I can make love... like crazy. Like there is no tomorrow.
Obviousely, we can't do it in town because of curious neighbours. Her car parked along the street for a week long would be already an issue, but the main problem is that she's used to shout out loud when she enjoys sex and this could make my neighbours getting suspicious, since they know my wife is not in.
Then, we'll go to my little house lost between mountains where nobody will annoy us and vice-versa. Unfortunately, there's no internet connection there, nor cells do work.
We're going to wear leopard-skin underwear and use pink condoms smelling and tasting like strawberry. If you think you need more details, just ask.

Perhaps instead you think that you don't care about the reasons why I need a pause and perhaps I'm a crazy with no sense of privacy and I should have not said the truth about the way I'm going to spend that week.
Perhaps you think I should have lied finding a more appropriate story to tell, or even tell no story at all and just ask for a pause with no explanations, since nobody could ever be able to check whether I'm true or not.
In this case, please open threadID=39924, read it all, and type down what you think about players who can take advantage from my NMRs, but before voting for my pause request they require me telling stuff about my life.

And please! don't forget to vote for the pause I asked for! ;-)