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Jimbozig (1179 D)
07 May 12 UTC
"Left and Taken Over"
What does this mean? How can it exist in a two person game?
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Bad Jokes/memes thread.
I used to know better jokes... but then I took an arrow to the knee!
(essentially, trolls can troll here, people can mute it, and everyone is happy)
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Scordatura (1396 D)
07 May 12 UTC
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What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost?
A goalpost that can't march.
Scordatura (1396 D)
07 May 12 UTC
What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.
Scordatura (1396 D)
07 May 12 UTC
Son: Mother, I want to grow up and be a musician.
Mother: Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both.
Holy_Crusader2113 (771 D)
07 May 12 UTC
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.
Scordatura (1396 D)
07 May 12 UTC
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What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?

There's one less drunk at the funeral.
fasces349 (1007 D)
07 May 12 UTC
"What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?

There's one less drunk at the funeral."
I heard that one, but it was Irish not Australian...
Scordatura (1396 D)
07 May 12 UTC
I think they're interchangeable...
I have also heard that joke, but it was a German.
Holy_Crusader2113 (771 D)
07 May 12 UTC
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Why did Hitler lose WWII?

He forgot to support hold Normandy.
ezpickins (1717 D)
08 May 12 UTC
Did you hear about the new French Tank?
It has seven gears.
One forward, and six in reverse.
ODaly (1080 D)
08 May 12 UTC
What do you call a quadruple amputee on your doorstep?
Matt.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Matt.
Why did Hitler really lose WW2? He misordered, and attacked the USSR instead of the Middle East!
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Spartan22 (1883 D (B))
09 May 12 UTC
What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant?
Elephino.
(Hell if I know)
Patavium (1120 D X)
09 May 12 UTC
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At a party for functions, e^(x^2) sit alone on a corner. So come sin(x) and tell him: come with us and enjoy yourself! And e^x^2 says: thanks, but I don't integrate easily.
Spartan22 (1883 D (B))
09 May 12 UTC
(+2)
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender pulls one for him and the neutron asks "How much?". The bartender says "For you no charge".
G-Man (2516 D)
09 May 12 UTC
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?... it seats four.
@Patavium +the limit of the function 1/(x-2) as x approaches 2 from the right. (+infinite)
That joke made my day.
ODaly (1080 D)
09 May 12 UTC
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What do vegetarian zombies crave?
Grraaaaiiiinnssss
gopher27 (1606 D Mod)
09 May 12 UTC
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What if there were no hypothetical situations?
gopher27 (1606 D Mod)
09 May 12 UTC
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
mongoose998 (1344 D)
10 May 12 UTC
what do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?
IRRELEPHANT!
butterhead (1272 D)
10 May 12 UTC
Nickelback walks into a bar.
there is no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
Shep315 (1435 D)
10 May 12 UTC
what's more fun than a dead horse?
a dead unicorn!!!!!!
Awkwardddddddddddddd (I ripped off the awkward bit from south park)
gman314 (1016 D)
10 May 12 UTC
A guy walked into a bar. And it hurt.
gman314 (1016 D)
10 May 12 UTC
One atom said to another: "I think I've lost an electron!" The other responded "Are you sure?" and the first said "Yes! I'm positive!"
gman314 (1016 D)
10 May 12 UTC
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Schrodinger's cat walked into a bar. And it didn't.
gman314 (1016 D)
10 May 12 UTC
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A room-temperature superconductor walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve room-temperature superconductor's here." The room-temperature superconductor left without giving any resistance.
gman314 (1016 D)
10 May 12 UTC
A neutron walked into a bar and had a drink. When he was done, he asked the bartender how much it cost. The bartender said "For you, there's no charge."
gopher27 (1606 D Mod)
10 May 12 UTC
@butterhead.....no points for putting Billy Gibbons in a music video?

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cypeg (2619 D)
25 Apr 12 UTC
Nmr solution?
I know this has been discussed a lot but is there a way where a game won't proceed until a replacement is found. Steps have been made where one can transfer his game to someone else and kudos for that. But not all playerds do so or know so.
It is just that Im tired of working my ass off to kill good players and some amateur who got lucky to be in a region surrounded with more amateurs and nmr states to win the game without a sweat.
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Shep315 (1435 D)
09 May 12 UTC
Prestige- Redux
Its going to be a little while before I start up the Prestige Series again (recently we canceled the first round) So I decided to get the discussion going now about how to best going about restarting it when the time comes.

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Nemesis17 (1709 D)
14 May 12 UTC
just another original game anyone want to join?
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RoxArt (1732 D)
14 May 12 UTC
semi live 3 way game?
hi anyone online for a "live" 3 way (or bigger) game?
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kaner406 (2088 D Mod (B))
13 May 12 UTC
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OMG... I was over at webdip recently...
and damned if they only had 3 variants to play... I feel positively spoiled for choice...
love it over here!
+ I don't have to listen to the craziness of the forums over there.
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titop1988 (1022 D X)
14 May 12 UTC
new game colombia needed for start
http://www.vdiplomacy.com/board.php?gameID=8095&toggleMute=3&rand=48701#chatboxanchor
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titop1988 (1022 D X)
14 May 12 UTC
new game
please join http://www.vdiplomacy.com/board.php?gameID=8095
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ezpickins (1717 D)
13 May 12 UTC
Known Battle EOG
http://www.vdiplomacy.com/board.php?gameID=5502&nocache=622
well played game by mr. L4P1D4
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President Eden (1588 D)
13 May 12 UTC
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Just wanted to say that the RR system is absolutely brilliant
There's an ongoing discussion on webDip on how to help solve NMR/CD issues, and it reminded me of the RR system here. Great system! Oli did a wonderful job implementing it and all of y'all who did the theorywork (not me, sad to say I wasn't involved) really did a good job. I'm hoping to see it implemented on webDiplomacy soon.
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Decima Legio (1987 D)
09 May 12 UTC
Home page thread
As a compromise solution among the need to keep a reasonable level of advertisement and visibility for standard games and the need to save the games from the issues coming from talking about pre-games and on-going games on forum I’m proposing a small “upgrading” of the current home page.
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gamerx215b (1066 D)
10 May 12 UTC
Can't input a move
I'm trying to support myself into a territory, I'll give details if necessary, but it won't let me.
I input the support move, where to move to, but it won't let me pick where to support from. Any help?
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steephie22 (933 D)
06 May 12 UTC
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Smoke Signal Diplomacy!
I came up with this while talking bullshit in the new variant...
So, the only way to communicate is with smoke signals: you send a message in a certain territory and everybody 1/2 territories away can read it...
What do you think people? Haven't really spent much time on this yet...
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gopher27 (1606 D Mod)
08 May 12 UTC
Is Gopher the biggest A@@HOLE on this site?
So in my last game, which was anon, I was told that I was universally known to be the biggest A**H**E on this site. I can't express in words my sense of accomplishment. To have such a force of personality that people who have never played me can identify me in an anon game and to be so described on a site with RoxArt and Mythos on it........feel free to vote below.
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Nonevah (804 D)
08 May 12 UTC
Is there such thing as a Featured Game
I've noticed a few mentions to "featured games" in a few posts, but I've never seen anything of the sort. Do they exist, and if they do, where would I find them?
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taylor4 (936 D)
11 May 12 UTC
Banned multis count in stats?
Do multi's winning games after being banned count in Vdip statistics?
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joepo12 (679 D)
11 May 12 UTC
Live game - starts in 30 minutes
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Strider (1604 D)
09 May 12 UTC
anon games
How to promote anon games? With out giving away id...
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The Czech (1921 D)
11 May 12 UTC
Live Gunboat starts in 1 hour
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Captainmeme (1400 D Mod (B))
10 May 12 UTC
'Winning!' EoG Thread
This space is reserved for EoGs from gameID=7006. I'll probably put mine up this afternoon.
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gman314 (1016 D)
10 May 12 UTC
Convoy possibility lists
On some maps, the convoy list can get incredibly long to the point that it's really hard to find where you want to go. Would it be possible to alphabetize those lists to make it a little easier?
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12hr turn Europe game, one space left
http://www.vdiplomacy.com/board.php?gameID=8005

Someone join pl0x?
Only 1hr30 left until it begins
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gman314 (1016 D)
07 May 12 UTC
Winning (spiteful version)
This is the mean and nasty version of Third to Last Person to post Wins. Instead of winning, the third to last person to post loses! Be mean and vindictive to others! (In a fun, friendly way.)
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War is Hell
WW4 map, pick your own countries, EoG=200.

http://vdiplomacy.com/board.php?gameID=7883
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My first 1v1 and my first 1v1 win.
Thanks, fuzzy, for the game. Of course, i might not have gotten it had fuzzy not missed Spring 01, but he still got 2 builds that turn and it was a successful dislodgment that got a fleet behind his line that did it for me.
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BosephJennett (1204 D)
08 May 12 UTC
Who knew I was such a baller?
Suddenly, all of my games are featured games with some of the highest stakes on the server. This is surprising to me, since they all range in value from 60-150 D.
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TheWorst (1023 D)
08 May 12 UTC
Help: Extend Please
Kind of an emergency, I don't want this game ruined because of it
Extend http://vdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=7916 please, some people have already made orders but haven't extended.
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Captainmeme (1400 D Mod (B))
07 May 12 UTC
Variant Idea?
I was playing a gunboat (not on here) the other day, and I've realised that, although it takes away a lot of the Diplomacy aspects of the game, there is still a lot present in the Support-Holds and Support-Moves of other nations.
Would it be possible to make a classic variant where you could not support move or support hold any unit but your own?
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taylor4 (936 D)
17 Apr 12 UTC
Real Viking
3 players needed gameID=7402
VIKING Gunboat
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