04 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 2000: ¿Hola! |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 2000: Espanhóis sujos falam bastardos. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 2000: Argentina means "land of silver" |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Spring, 2000: Chile really is very skinny |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: It has to be the most stupidest shaped country in the world. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Vietnam is also pretty silly. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Mato Grosso. Such a great name. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Brazilian for "the big mat" I believe |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: I think the preferred translation is 'Big Welcome Mat'. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Fuck's sake. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: The Big Matt? |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Thick bushes. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: The translation I mean. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: But also you guys. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: I have always wanted to visit Chile. Have you ever been or met someone who's been there? I imagine people who've gone there pronounce it "Chill-eh" and behave like sanctomonious berks. God I wish I could be like them. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: I have a strong desire to drive a tank in to Antofagasta. Does that count? |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: My brother has been there. He said it is only 25 metres wide and if you veer too far to the right the Argies will shoot your poncho off. |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Alright Alberto Fujimori, calm down |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Not you colombia |
04 Jun 18 UTC | Autumn, 2000: OK, this means no marching powder for anyone this year. Enjoy snorting your icing sugar. |