Finished: 01 AM Thu 15 Aug 13 UTC
Private John has a big head
1 day /phase
Pot: 1000 D - Spring, 2007, Finished
1 excused NMR / no regaining / extend the first 1 turn(s)
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15 Jul 13 UTC Spring, 1994: (Dr. Awesome): Hello.

Everyone more-or-less knows how to play. Dan, Jeremy, John's friend (who I hope isn't just John) - feel free to ask around for tips on gameplay.
17 Jul 13 UTC Spring, 1994: (Harpsburg Empire): Hello. I am in this game.
17 Jul 13 UTC Spring, 1994: (Dr. Awesome): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplomacy_%28game%29 is the rules for the game. You can find more info here and there. I'd also suggest that you check out the rules on this page: http://www.variantbank.org/results/rules/m/modern2.htm as the rules are slightly different for each map.
17 Jul 13 UTC Spring, 1994: OK. So there are some new players again. Hopefully, we have enough experienced players that everyone can help out others.

I am Poland.
Russia is Slaughter. He was Poland last time.
Urfa is France. She is my wife. She was Russia last time.
Ukraine is Gabe. He was Spain last time.
John is Britain. Again. He cheated last game and ruined the game.
I think - think - that Ben is Germany. Way to choose a name. If it is Ben, he was Italy last turn.

New players:
Chris is Italy. He knows me and Urfa.
Spain is Dan. He just got married and will probably have to ask his wife's permission for every move. He knows everyone except Italy and Germany and Turkey
Egypt is Jeremy. He knows everyone except Italy, Germany, Turkey, and Russia.
Turkey is Emily. She knows Britain and me.
18 Jul 13 UTC Spring, 1994: I'm really good at this game and don't cheat like John.
18 Jul 13 UTC Spring, 1994: John is a well-known hacker, at least that's what I've been told.
18 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: John is the worst.
18 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: I'm not sure I would call reading an open webpage "hacking." That's giving him too much credit.
18 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: But you do agree that he is the worst?
18 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: All this propaganda from the Germans and the Poles...
18 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: Also, Ryan is a renowned cheater and eater of mussels. You can't trust a man like that.
18 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: Eh. I've been called worse things by better people.
18 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: If Ryan's,password wasn't 123456, he wouldn't have these problems.
18 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: I don't think John deserves a superlative description. He's perfectly mediocre.
19 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: You're welcome, Ryan.
19 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: You know how many mussels I've seen Ryan eat?
19 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: Is that what he uses to feed his beard? Is that why he looks like Captain Ahab?
19 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: His beard is made of people! PEOPLE!!!!
19 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: I will now rank the players in this game in order of trustworthiness:

1) Me.
T-10) Everyone else.

That is also the ranking of handsomeness.
19 Jul 13 UTC Autumn, 1994: Please cite your sources.

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