13 Mar 13 UTC | Spring, 1901: (Prospero): The Dual Monarchy wishes to extend heartfelt wishes for peace and prosperity in this new century. Surely our long trajectory through industrialization will mean Europe will soon reach the apex of human achievement within mere decades. For now, our Archduke will tour the boundaries of our fair land, starting with Sarajevo. |
13 Mar 13 UTC | Spring, 1901: (Darshevania): Ze (hic--up) aaahhh ruleea of FraNCE weesshes jew manaay happppay booottles on zeee howdoyousay heeeed. Santé! |
13 Mar 13 UTC | Spring, 1901: Ze German empire wishes to say gutentag to all of Europe and hopes zat its neighbors will be able to truly appreciate our wonderful collection of beers and sausages. |
16 Mar 13 UTC | Spring, 1902: The Janisary Lady Boys of the Turk desire you treasure |
16 Mar 13 UTC | Spring, 1902: "Well," the emperor of Austria-Hungary was quoted as saying after hearing the latest remarks from the Sultan of Turkey. "That's a little awkward." |
16 Mar 13 UTC | Spring, 1902: His majestic holiness, Czar Nicholas of Russia, demands the immediate and unconditional surrender of the vile Turk and his pathetic armies. Should the Sultan immediately surrender all his power centers to Russia, the Czar promises to save his people from the embarrassment of Austrian domination and institute Fridays as free kolachki day throughout Turkey. We expect the confirmation of your surrender forthwith. |
18 Mar 13 UTC | Autumn, 1902: Turkey is getting carved up! Thanksgiving is early this year |
19 Mar 13 UTC | Spring, 1903: Not my best narguileh! |
20 Mar 13 UTC | Spring, 1903: GameMaster: Turkey voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has. |
21 Mar 13 UTC | Autumn, 1903: Hahah, but I possess Syria fools! |
29 Mar 13 UTC | GameMaster: Russia voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has. |
29 Mar 13 UTC | What happened to everyone agreeing to draw? Didn't I talk to at least France and Austria? |
29 Mar 13 UTC | The Dual Monarchy has backed the Czar's call for a draw. It is time to bury our dead and look to the future. |
29 Mar 13 UTC | pushed it before, but i guess it didn't register. |